Being King of Van, it is my duty to provide happiness and prosperity to the loyal subjects of my Kingdom… particularly to the Knights of Van… That being said, events of the past few days merit a review of the progress in the quest for Van-Happiness…
- Family of Van joins together for weekend of merriment at the castle
- During adjoinment procedure, youngest Prince Van’s chariot decides to throw some fireworks display of its own… sheer ‘Chariot of Fire’….
- As any good King would do, Immediate Chariot replacement quest was declared
- Youngest Prince Van obtains first new chariot with aid of King… and assisted by eldest Prince Van and Honorary Van – Prince Flo… Congrats vanbergs!
- Chariot dealers are WPE, and youngest Prince Van did admirable job in his quest! (King Van = Proud King!)
- Both Prince Vans bestow use of electronic games of mirth upon King and Queen Van
- Queen Van becomes smitten with use of said game… g.g. Queen Van!
- Queen Van smites King Van at said game of mirth and merriment…
- ‘Guitar Hero’ for PS2 hereby proclaimed Castle pass-time of leisure…
- King Van can fit 4 lbs of root tuber/wild mushroom mixture, and 6 lbs of smitten hunks of pork rib on Ye Old Firepit…
- King, Queen, and Prince Vans, as well as Castle visitors (Prince Flo) can pillage and plunder above-mentioned feast in less time than it takes to prepare said feast.
- King Van is extremely fond of ‘Comp Coverage’ for Chariot of Fire… 8 )
So let it be written…. So let it be done!!!
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